Hunger Games Review… Twilight, Mormonism and Politics

So you’re probably wondering how Hunger Games, Twilight, Mormonism and politics all tie in together.  They really don’t, but in my ADD mind, I will find a way to connect the dots.

My first motivation to see Hunger Games (which came out last night) was to see the 2nd trailer for the new Twilight coming out this fall.  SO DISAPPOINTED!  After seeing the commercial, I almost walked out and forgot about the rest of the movie.  Don’t blink you might miss it.  There’s 14 second clips out there, but I dug a little and found a 49 second one.

http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/319012/20120324/twilight-breaking-dawn-trailer-teaser-hunger-games.htm

I was suppose to take my daughter with my parents, but they went and saw it last night.  My overly protective Mormon mother advised against taking my daughter to the rated R film.  From a Mormon’s perspective, she said that there was a lot of killing, but that the main character only killed mostly in self defense and that there wasn’t a lot of gore.

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“It was good for Mormon standards,” she said.  LMFAO!  As I recall growing up as a Mormon, no rated R movies were condoned.  Are Mormon’s lowering their standards today and becoming more liberal?  Shit… I wasn’t allowed to drink Coca Cola.  But ANYWHO… I do think it was teetering on the PG13/R rating.  I understand the R rating because of the killing of course, but there wasn’t anything else but that.  No sex, language, insinuation, or anything else in that category.  I went to the early matinee at Pearlridge to avoid the crowd, and to my surprise it was packed, with children.  I was blessed with a mother in front of me who didn’t change her son’s diaper the entire movie.

I absolutely LOVED this movie!  From the story line and plot, to the fashion and styling.  It was fabulous!  I kept whispering over to my friend, annoying him, to try to predict what was going to happen next.  The movie was 2 1/2 hours long, but at the end, I was surprised… It’s over?  It seemed to go so fast.  I wanted more.  I thought there were 1 or 2 more guys to kill, but perhaps because they didn’t show all the kills, (you only see the kills on a computer screen in the sky when the less important characters are eliminated.) But to my understanding, the story is written from 16 year old Katniss’s perspective.  The showdown scene at the end was disappointing, I thought it was just another unimportant kill.  I enjoyed the entire chase and story that lead up to that point.  It kept me guessing and on my toes.  And when it sunk in that the last person was killed, I wasn’t ready for the movie to end.

The fashion is a must mention in this movie.  The movie begins in District 12, where Katniss Everdeen, (played by Jennifer Lawrence) volunteers in place of her younger sister to be a contestant in the Hunger Games.  The small coal industry town is a poor country town where people are dressed in dull colors and vintage silhouettes, comparable to the 30′s and Amish country fashions.  Katniss wears her hair in braids, appropriately styling this poor country girls personality.

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When you get to the city you see a more flamboyant sense of fashion, where money and wealth is more prominent, where the game becomes entertainment for the upper elite.  The film becomes brightly themed with explosions of gold and peacock and magenta, sequined suits, manic hair styles  and obnoxious facial hairstyles.  It’s like Gucci Fall 2011 palette.  Apart from the energy, the color brings to the movie, the fabulous silhouettes, fabric and texture in the costumes can’t be ignored.

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Designer Judianna Makovsky (Harry Potter, X Men, Devils Advocate) is responsible for costumes in Hunger Games.

btw… she looks so young in this movie, but isn’t she a fox?

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What really was intriguing to me was how I applied many concepts to real life and there seemed to be many political parallels.  Stop me, if I’m going to far off, but I couldn’t help but look at some things like this.  Apparently, they are in a poor society, where food is scarce and the government rules over the people by controlling what they need and using it towards corporate benefit.  Of course, they present the games with a comically over dressed “clown” to present the “show” with a shallow message which was ignored by the crowd: “this is a reminder of patriotism” to justify it all.

When Katniss volunteers to take her sisters place, her and the other contestant from District 12, Peeta are on their way to train.  Their unmotivated trainer, (Woody Harrelson), a drunkard, is your epitome of the soulless “scumbag promoter,” well paid with incentives, but drowned in alcohol to fill the void that his hopelessness exists.  Then there is the annoying publicist who is on your case for every little thing you say on camera prior to the show.  And the stylist, Cinna.  He seems to be the closest to Katniss, but in reality, it’s a shallow world where all the parties involved are just working together to make the vision come together and further their own  careers.  There never is any real deep connection between anyone working with them.  They admit they are willing to throw away Peeta’s training because “only one can win” and they tragically decide to focus solely on Katniss.  Nonetheless, Peeta saves his ass and lack of talent (ability to kill anyone) with his charm and his journalistic story.  The “Star Crossed Lovers.”  Whether he made it up, or it was ever true is murky and unclear.  Perhaps his imagination was his survival skill.  His talent to sway the “sponsors” and win the contest was about the story.  It came down to the idea that it didn’t matter who was the best hunter.  It mattered who got the publicist the best story to pitch.  The idea that he could create a story that the people loved, saved his life.  While the younger girl was a scavenger and hiding, and the other characters strategies were unsure in the movie, the strong hunters came together for an alliance which was bound to last till the others were executed, making it almost impossible for anyone to resist.

When Rue is speared, at her request Katniss sings to her, then spreads flowers over her body as a sign of respect—and of disgust towards the Capitol. I  especially like the twist, (I won’t spoil it) on how Peeta and Katniss, the last two standing, take control over the situation and beat Capitol at their own game.  #poisonberries.

I was extremely critical on strategy.  I’m a thinker, and I always get caught up in the character and start wondering… what would I do in this situation?  First of all, I would have been teamed up with Peeta from the beginning.  You can expect alliances.  She did the right thing by grabbing her back pack, but Peeta was a pussy and ran away. I think if the two watched each other’s back from the beginning, they would have had a better chance with less injury.  I would have made weapons with fire and come up with a strategic cat and mouse plan of attack.  Like create a fire as bait to get the players where you wanted, then ambush them with something catastrophic like a bigger fire surrounding them or traps.  If they thought more, it could have been easier.  Also… she has a bow and arrow and is amazing with that.  She should’ve been in the tree sniping everyone but I guess that she was trying to take the high road and not kill anyone, which completely makes no sense.  I would be shanking people left and right, for my own survival of course.  Perhaps she was just waiting for everyone else to kill each other off, which mostly worked.

Most of all, what better way to portray “capitol”?  The deep pocketed, technological puppet-masters, manipulating the atmosphere, capable of changing the rules at will. They take naive, young people, and make them compete for survival.  They are their puppets.  And the entire time, these children are scared like deer in headlights.  They don’t know the right thing to say on television.  Half the time, they are stumbling through each task, making it up as they go.  It’s a game, and who know’s if the people will love you or hate you?  Will your sponsors pick you up?  Will you be the best?   They are winging it and they are climbing on each other just to survive.  It is the rest of the world watching their struggles for entertainment.

 I have not read the books and I hear that a lot is missed out, but I definitely will go see Hunger Games a second time.

Imagine if Charlie Sheen Were 007.

That is…

I woke up at 3 AM to get turned onto a sexy new adult cartoon, Archer.  At first I thought it was Adult Swim, then I was informed we were viewing on Netflix, however it began airing in January this year, on FX.  I think I found my new favorite cartoon, apart from Family Guy of course.

Archer is an animated, half-hour comedy set at the International Secret Intelligence Service (ISIS), a spy agency where espionage and global crises are merely opportunities for its highly trained employees to confuse, undermine, betray and royally screw each other. The series features the voices of H. Jon Benjamin as suave master spy “Sterling Archer,” whose less-than-masculine code name is “Duchess;” Jessica Walter as his domineering mother and boss, “Malory Archer;” who reminds me of Jame’s Bond’s boss, Aisha Tyler as his ex-girlfriend and current co-worker, “Agent Lana Kane;” George Coe as his aging-but-loyal butler, “Woodhouse;” Chris Parnell as ISIS comptroller and Lana’s new love interest, “Cyril Figgis;” Judy Greer as Malory’s lovesick secretary, “Cheryl;” and Amber Nash as “Pam,” the director of human resources for ISIS.

I guess it’s time for me to catch up on all the episodes now.

“Improve Your Work Environment”

“What it’s Like to Work @ a Spy Agency”

Archer Facebook

Archer Website

xoxo

Kristie

Black Swan

Black swan, starring Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis, is a dramatic display of a paranoid ballerina under extreme pressure, suffering from schizophrenia.  Lately, (especially among the lesbian crowd) I have been hearing about it nonstop.  I saw it when it first came out in the movie theaters.  I think the whole movie built up to the hot lesbian rolling scene with the two, but the rest of the movie was bland compared to the peak.  Then the ending just went plain crazy.

I love how they imply that Natalie Portman is incapable of being the black swan because of her sexual inexperience, and Mila Kunis’s job is to loosen her up sexually.  Her sexual encounter (or her imagining) with Mila Kunis opens her up as a ballerina an artist and a woman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZZ7T0-Bipw

Sometimes I can’t help but wonder if things are really happening or not. Could this be a dream and not even possibly be happening?  Well, at least I know weird things aren’t happening that I can’t explain, like I killed my roommates cat, then when I wake up, he’s still alive.

xoxo

Kristie

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SALT

I watched Salt on Xmas with my family.  I didn’t get to watch it in the movies.   I was surprised, it was a more serious role on Angelina Jolie’s behalf.  A lot of people told me I could play that role, and I would love to!  Angelina Jolie movies are usually fluffed with unrealistic action, sex scenes, and light sexy humor.  There were a few unbelievable scenes, like when she was flying down the elevator, level to level.  I think the plot takes so many twists, and you are constantly on the search for the truth. Is she American?  Is the Russian?  Is she a double agent?  A triple agent? Is she good? Is she bad? Who’s side is she on?  Usually I’m good about guessing things, but there are so many turns, I couldn’t tell.  Can’t wait to see Salt II.  My favorite Jolie movie.    What I loved most were her many transformations.

“Hell hath no fury like a woman’s scorn.”

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1

 

I saw the first part of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.  Don’t worry I won’t spoil it, but it begins with Harry sending away his family, and Hermoine conjuring a memory charm to erase her from her families memories.  They all go to stay at the Weasley’s where Bill has his wedding that is ruined by Death Eaters.  Harry, Hermoine, and Ron are forced into hiding in the forest while they figure out how to destroy the crufixes, the key to Voldemort’s immortality.  Hemoine has a jinxed bag with an never ending bottom, filled with useful items and books.  When Dumbledore dies, the Minister of Magic delivers his will to the trio.  Ron recieves his deluminator, which is a lighter that makes light.  Hermoine recieves a childrens book.  “Tales of the Beedle Bard,” which explain how 3 rare magical items came about.  Harry’s invisible cloak, the sorcerers stone,  and what we find out to be the world’s most powerful wand, which belongs to Dumbledore.  Harry is left the first snitch he ever caught.  The mystery is what is inside.  Snitch’s carry secret messages, but it is a mystery as to how to reveal the secret message.  In the will, Dumbledore wishes to give the sword of Gryffindor to Harry, which is so conveniently missing.  So part 1 is figuring out how to piece the mysteries together.   

 I recall being so consumed in the book, I became Hermoine.  The book was long and made you feel like you were outcasted in a forest in hiding for long periods of time.  The movie goes by so fast, that I think you miss out on that.   Nonetheless, I love all of the Harry Potter movies, and look forward to seeing the second part of the Deathly Hallows.

the Tourist


Last Friday, I watched the new Angelina Jolie, Johnny Depp movie.  Although the 2 are both Gemini’s, their chemistry on camera is surprisingly dull.  Gemini’s either attract eachother or repel eachother.  While making this movie, Depp’s girlfriend, afraid of Jolie’s “man snatching”  reputation, demanded that he quit the movie.  While Jolie thinks Depp is dirty and scruffy, he thinks Jolie is a diva.  The 2 spent time in their trailors away from eachother.  There was suppose to be a graphic, long love scene as well.  Depp talked them into dropping the scene. Without the Depp/Jolie love scene, it turned into a typical Jolie action/drama.  A typical Jolie movie, but a step down for the 5 star actor.  The purpose of that movie was to see the two together in bed.   I give it 3 stars.  Plus, I guessed the ending halfway through the movie.  Where is Alexander Pierce?

They’re still hot together

xoxo

Kristie Manning

the Passion of Christ

I know it’s an old movie, but I just got around to watching it.  Although I do not consider myself a religious person, Mel Gibson’s graphic version of the last 12 hours of Jesus’s life is moving.  I have never cried more in a movie in my life. It was Mel Gibson’s intention to release the movie in Aramic, Latin, without subtitles.  I began watching it without subtitles, and I think the film alone portrays the story without any words.  I find it so inhumane that everybody supported the mutiny of Jesus and could stand there to watch an innocent man die for the pure sake of hate and entertainment.    I don’t even think Osama Bin Laden should endure that.  What made me more upset is that not one person could stand up for him and every single person denied him.

I watched it last night with someone who is Catholic.  In this movie, they portray him with his feet crossed, a Catholic tradition.  Orthodox Christian’s keep their feet straight.  Mormon’s prefer not to display the cross at all.  Although the movie was greatly criticized by all churches, I think they are all so focused on little details, that they forget the purpose of the movie.

What would you do?

Love one another.

Kristie Manning

Which Patricia Arquette character would you take home to meet mom?

A hooker, AlabamaA psychic, Alison Dubois
A possessed Franky Paige

Sweet Valerie from Nicky Little

or Housemom, Cindy from Medium

FUNNIEST SOUTH PARK EPISODES EVER!

Aspen:  The parents are invited to Aspen for a free ski trip.  Of course all they do it try to sell them on time share sales.    Cartman is challenged to a race by the best skier on the slope.

Mr Hanky (the Christmas Poo:) Kyle (the jewish kid) feels excluded from the rest of the kids during Christmas.  He is comforted by the spirit of Christmas poo and only he can see him, so everyone thinks Kyle is going crazy.

Goth Kids: Stan goes goth so it becomes popular and all the trendy kids go goth.  So the goth’s go preppy to non conform.  The goths and emo are upset that they confuse the two.

South Park calls Harley riders Fags. Thus the name “fag” In the dictionary is changed.

Cartman’s dad discovers a marijuana dispensary and decides he wants to get cancer so he can get a dr note so he can smoke marijuana.  He eats processed food, stares into the microwave, gets prolonged exposure to UV rays, and smokes a lot of cigarettes.  Within a week he has testicle cancer and gets a marijuana license.

5.  Cartman is out of control and goes on Maury.  ”Whateva, whateva, I do what I want!”

6. Cartman get’s anal probed.

5. All about Mormons.  Stan get’s brainwashed into converting to Mormanism.

“Maybe us Mormons do believe in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense, and maybe Joseph Smith did make it all up. But I have a great life and a great family, and I have the Book of Mormon to thank for that. The truth is, I don’t care if Joseph Smith made it all up, because what the Church teaches now is loving your family, being nice and helping people. And even though people in this town might think that’s stupid, I still choose to believe in it. All I ever did was try to be your friend, Stan, but you’re so high and mighty you couldn’t look past my religion and just be my friend back. You’ve got a lot of growing up to do, buddy. Suck my balls.”

He walks away, and the episode ends as Cartman, with a new-found respect for Gary, says “Damn, that kid is cool, huh?”

My parents are Mormon so this episode started the South Park Ban.  They were totally offended!  That’s why it takes the top pick for the best South Park episode in my book.

You can watch all the episodes FREE online at southparkstudios.com

the Book of Eli . . .

I watched book of Eli tonite.  The ending took me by surprise!  But there were parts that conflicted with the conclusion after I re-watched some clips.  But I won’t spoil it for you.  Watch it for yourself.  It was an excellent movie, and I’m a hard critic. Believe me. ;D  I appreciate movies that conflict with the church ie. Da Vinci Code, Golden Compass, etc.  The villain in this case explains the power of a bible, regardless of who’s hands it is in, and in the beginning it seemed like it could be a bash on the Catholic church.  But it changes and turns into a movie about faith, and leaves you to choose instead of portraying a positive or negative image.

XOXO

Kristie Manning

By kristiemanning Posted in REEL